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1) Democrats Urge George Bush To Run For Third Term By Tom Attea Congressional Democrats, delighted with George Bush's stubborn resistance to their every request, have invited him to run for a third term. Forgoing support for their own roster of Democratic candidat...
2) Cheryl Crow Touches Carl Rove; Arm Falls Off By Tom Attea During a White House Correspondents Dinner, Cheryl Crow, who, with Laurie David, is doing a Stop Global Warming College Tour, went up to Carl Rove, hoping to discuss the environmental issue with him.<...
3) Prehistoric Camel Found At Wal-Mart Dig By Tom Attea Sure, Wal-Mart carries a big inventory, but how about a prehistoric camel?A nursery owner in Arizona was digging away with the simple goal of planting a new tree at the site of a future Wa...
4) Female Muslim Sexologist On TV; Proves More Popular Than Al-Qaeda By Tom Attea A female Muslim sexologist named Heba Kotb now has a TV program called 'Big Talk,' where the courageous pioneer discusses sex in as normal and healthy a manner as she can dare to in her excitable part...
5) Washington Madam Names Clients; Who's Next? By Tom Attea As if our fearless leaders in Washington don't have enough to fret about, now Deborah Jeane Palfrey, a madam accused of running a prostitution business has, as part of her defense, vowed to make her l...
6) Idiotic Human Behavior Traced To Greenhouse Gases By Tom Attea An innovative study by an environmental scientist attempts to explain the recent uptick in idiotic human behavior. According to the resourceful researcher, the likely culpret is the abundant supply of...
7) Netflix Informed About Movies On Demand; May Stop Mailing DVDs By Tom Attea Netflix, the company whose enormous red billboards have been annoying computer users for some time, has been informed about the existence of on-demand movies. Shocked that a person can sim...
8) Scientists Discover Earthlike Planet; Hope The Civilization Is More Advanced By Tom Attea European astronomers, upon discovering an Earthlike planet outside of our own solar system, winningly named Gliese 581c, were immediately fearful that the sort of behavior that goes on here might be m...
9) Al-Sadr And Ahmadinejad Hope Nobody Notices Their Clever Teamwork By Tom Attea One week the inflammatory anti-American Iraqi cleric Mugtada Al-Sadr criticizes George Bush for not withdrawing American troops from Iraq, so, he apparently hopes, the Democratic government will colla...
10) Suicide Bomber Arrives At Entrance To Paradise At Same Time As Victims By Tom Attea 'What are they doing here?' the suicide bomber asked Allah, pointing to the fifty-two victims he had just blown up along with himself. 'I thought I was going to Paradise alone.' 'Don't let...
11) Toyoto Becomes Number One Car Company; Thanks General Motors By Tom Attea 'Thank you so much for making Toyota number one,' the chairman of Toyota, Fujio Cho, said to Richard Wagoner, the CEO of General Motors, and leaned across the conference table to shake his hand....
12) A Religion In Need Of Redemption By Tom Attea Generally, religion figures human beings need redemption. Now, we note, at least one religion is in dire need of redemption: Islam.The explosive evidence speaks for itself - unfortunately,...
13) Ahmadinejad Defends Iran's 'Inalienable Right' To Become A Nuclear Target. By Tom Attea President Mamoud Ahmadinejad defended Iran's nuclear program in a speech before a group of Islamic clerics, stating, 'The Iranian nation has an inalienable right to become a nuclear target.' Then, con...
14) U. S. Seniors Retiring To Iraq; Say That's Where The Medicare Money Is. By Tom Attea U. S. senior citizens, noting President Bush's new budget, which calls for billions to be spent in Iraq while billions are cut from Medicare, are foregoing traditional retirement destinations like Flo...
15) Global Warming Update: Eskimos Spot First Palm Tree By Tom Attea In an especially inarguable event that global warming is proceeding apace, a group of Eskimos noticed - while hunting for caribou on the sort of unusually balmy day that they've been experiencing with...
16) French Architect Solves 4,500-Year-Old Pyramid Mystery; Awaits Answer By Tom Attea A French architect has surprised the archeological world by claiming that the Great Pyramid, in which the Pharaoh Cheops resided for an unexpectedly long time, was built from the inside out - and the ...
17) According To News, Happiness Is No Longer Possible; World Too Crazy By Tom Attea If you listen to the news without the healthy defense of perspective, you can easily begin to think that the world is so crazy happiness is no longer possible or, at least, a highly irresponsible proc...
18) Eight Fired U. S. Attorneys Asked If Gonzales Should Stay By Tom Attea In a rare turn of events, in which the victims of political nonsense get to have their day in court, the eight U. S. attorneys who were fired under the watch of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales have ...
19) Islamic Woman Nabbed For Wearing Belt Made Of Live Crocodiles By Tom Attea Some news stories are so funny there's little to do except present them for any of our readers who haven't chanced upon them. Here's one that demonstrates female Islamic dress can get even more fright...
20) Jumping Ship By Tom Attea 'I can't stand anymore chicken!' a vacationing guest, who seemed a bit tipsy, shouted at the captain of the cruise ship, and then leaped overboard.The captain rushed to the railing and pee...

1) Democrats Urge George Bush To Run For Third Term
By Tom Attea
Congressional Democrats, delighted with George Bush's stubborn resistance to their every request, have invited him to run for a third term. Forgoing support for their own roster of Democratic candidat...

2) Cheryl Crow Touches Carl Rove; Arm Falls Off
By Tom Attea
During a White House Correspondents Dinner, Cheryl Crow, who, with Laurie David, is doing a Stop Global Warming College Tour, went up to Carl Rove, hoping to discuss the environmental issue with him.<...

3) Prehistoric Camel Found At Wal-Mart Dig
By Tom Attea
Sure, Wal-Mart carries a big inventory, but how about a prehistoric camel?A nursery owner in Arizona was digging away with the simple goal of planting a new tree at the site of a future Wa...

4) Female Muslim Sexologist On TV; Proves More Popular Than Al-Qaeda
By Tom Attea
A female Muslim sexologist named Heba Kotb now has a TV program called 'Big Talk,' where the courageous pioneer discusses sex in as normal and healthy a manner as she can dare to in her excitable part...

5) Washington Madam Names Clients; Who's Next?
By Tom Attea
As if our fearless leaders in Washington don't have enough to fret about, now Deborah Jeane Palfrey, a madam accused of running a prostitution business has, as part of her defense, vowed to make her l...

6) Idiotic Human Behavior Traced To Greenhouse Gases
By Tom Attea
An innovative study by an environmental scientist attempts to explain the recent uptick in idiotic human behavior. According to the resourceful researcher, the likely culpret is the abundant supply of...

7) Netflix Informed About Movies On Demand; May Stop Mailing DVDs
By Tom Attea
Netflix, the company whose enormous red billboards have been annoying computer users for some time, has been informed about the existence of on-demand movies. Shocked that a person can sim...

8) Scientists Discover Earthlike Planet; Hope The Civilization Is More Advanced
By Tom Attea
European astronomers, upon discovering an Earthlike planet outside of our own solar system, winningly named Gliese 581c, were immediately fearful that the sort of behavior that goes on here might be m...

9) Al-Sadr And Ahmadinejad Hope Nobody Notices Their Clever Teamwork
By Tom Attea
One week the inflammatory anti-American Iraqi cleric Mugtada Al-Sadr criticizes George Bush for not withdrawing American troops from Iraq, so, he apparently hopes, the Democratic government will colla...

10) Suicide Bomber Arrives At Entrance To Paradise At Same Time As Victims
By Tom Attea
'What are they doing here?' the suicide bomber asked Allah, pointing to the fifty-two victims he had just blown up along with himself. 'I thought I was going to Paradise alone.' 'Don't let...

11) Toyoto Becomes Number One Car Company; Thanks General Motors
By Tom Attea
'Thank you so much for making Toyota number one,' the chairman of Toyota, Fujio Cho, said to Richard Wagoner, the CEO of General Motors, and leaned across the conference table to shake his hand....

12) A Religion In Need Of Redemption
By Tom Attea
Generally, religion figures human beings need redemption. Now, we note, at least one religion is in dire need of redemption: Islam.The explosive evidence speaks for itself - unfortunately,...

13) Ahmadinejad Defends Iran's 'Inalienable Right' To Become A Nuclear Target.
By Tom Attea
President Mamoud Ahmadinejad defended Iran's nuclear program in a speech before a group of Islamic clerics, stating, 'The Iranian nation has an inalienable right to become a nuclear target.' Then, con...

14) U. S. Seniors Retiring To Iraq; Say That's Where The Medicare Money Is.
By Tom Attea
U. S. senior citizens, noting President Bush's new budget, which calls for billions to be spent in Iraq while billions are cut from Medicare, are foregoing traditional retirement destinations like Flo...

15) Global Warming Update: Eskimos Spot First Palm Tree
By Tom Attea
In an especially inarguable event that global warming is proceeding apace, a group of Eskimos noticed - while hunting for caribou on the sort of unusually balmy day that they've been experiencing with...

16) French Architect Solves 4,500-Year-Old Pyramid Mystery; Awaits Answer
By Tom Attea
A French architect has surprised the archeological world by claiming that the Great Pyramid, in which the Pharaoh Cheops resided for an unexpectedly long time, was built from the inside out - and the ...

17) According To News, Happiness Is No Longer Possible; World Too Crazy
By Tom Attea
If you listen to the news without the healthy defense of perspective, you can easily begin to think that the world is so crazy happiness is no longer possible or, at least, a highly irresponsible proc...

18) Eight Fired U. S. Attorneys Asked If Gonzales Should Stay
By Tom Attea
In a rare turn of events, in which the victims of political nonsense get to have their day in court, the eight U. S. attorneys who were fired under the watch of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales have ...

19) Islamic Woman Nabbed For Wearing Belt Made Of Live Crocodiles
By Tom Attea
Some news stories are so funny there's little to do except present them for any of our readers who haven't chanced upon them. Here's one that demonstrates female Islamic dress can get even more fright...

20) Jumping Ship
By Tom Attea
'I can't stand anymore chicken!' a vacationing guest, who seemed a bit tipsy, shouted at the captain of the cruise ship, and then leaped overboard.The captain rushed to the railing and pee...

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